Awake and Alert

Isn't it so frustrating when you wake up after eight hours of sleep and you're just groggy and out of it? Isn't it wonderfully amazing when the tech geeks come along and solve a problem for you that you didn't even think they could solve? That's right, folks, there's now an app that can wake you up from your slumber at the optimal time during your sleep cycle so you wake up bright-eyed and bushy tailed. I've been using this app as my alarm for a week and the thing works miracles. This app is now the top-selling app in Japan and Germany. And, well, if Japan and Germany have signed on then, gosh darn it, so have I. Did I mention the app only costs $1?


  1. Honestly JP, if this really works then it might be the greatest invention of all time. For 99 cents I am certainly willing to find out.

  2. You will be amazed. It's my favorite thing right now.